Subject: Plane trip Author: audiavant : member since December, 2006 : 2133 posts Posted on: 2010-08-03 17:14:35

A man boarded an aircraft and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.
'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the
annual nymphomaniac convention.'

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'What's your
business role at this convention?'
'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my experience to debunk some of the
popular myths about sexuality.'
'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'
'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men
are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American
Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth
is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.'
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she
said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you. I don't even
know your name!'
'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me
Paddy.'

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• Plane trip - audiavant 2010-08-03 17:14:35 (379 views)