Subject: Yo mama is so fat, she sweats grease. Author: cogic740 : member since November, 2005 : 2288 posts Posted on: 2009-06-16 14:35:45

2001 740I Sport Royal Red Metallic
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• Yo mama is so..... (nt) - Lawguy 2009-06-15 18:35:50 (384 views)
  • fat she irons her clothes in the driveway (nt) - 740ilondeuces 2009-06-17 03:48:42 (333 views)
  • fat she irons her clothes in the driveway (nt) - 740ilondeuces 2009-06-17 03:48:07 (321 views)
  • fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck (nt) - davay1 2009-06-16 23:38:07 (313 views)
  • Isn't this taking up to much space!!! (nt) - zapperjoe 2009-06-16 23:20:27 (312 views)
  • Yo... don't diss my mamamia! (pic) - bmw635 2009-06-16 17:59:52 (394 views)
    • nah ... that's your big, fat, and ugly moma's sister ... And Dayum She Is Hawt ! (nt) - aaron00740il 2009-06-16 18:14:09 (276 views)
  • Yo mama is so fat, she sweats grease. (nt) - cogic740 2009-06-16 14:35:45 (283 views)
  • big, ugly, and hairy ... they followed the Bigfoot tracks to her ........... :o (nt) - aaron00740il 2009-06-16 14:29:00 (335 views)
    • Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her! (nt) - KevinS 2009-06-16 15:09:06 (319 views)
      • Oh yeah ... yeah ... well, Yo mama's so hairy she can dreadlock her whole body! (nt) - aaron00740il 2009-06-16 15:59:50 (274 views)
  • Re: Yo mama is so ugly tears won't run down her face (nt) - cogic740 2009-06-16 13:23:54 (308 views)
  • Yo mama is so fat, when she lays on the beach people - cogic740 2009-06-16 12:11:42 (312 views)
  • Curious questions, and a counterpoint. Perhaps its not yo mama that that is so.. - J A M E S. 2009-06-16 10:43:17 (332 views)
    • Why diss mothers? The very nature of the insult or ''curse' in some societies - Q 2009-06-16 12:43:43 (340 views)
    • By design of nature the closest person (vid) (url) - Rogue7 2009-06-16 11:11:20 (348 views)
      • I linked wrong (vid) (url) - Rogue7 2009-06-16 11:12:39 (313 views)
    • Here's what I think - bsnedeker 2009-06-16 11:07:38 (295 views)
      • LOL (nt) - J A M E S. 2009-06-16 11:12:56 (293 views)
  • big and fat ... she jumped up in the air and got reported as a UFO !!! (nt) - aaron00740il 2009-06-16 09:22:55 (282 views)
  • Yo mama so old, when God said let's make man...she said, okay (nt) - Q 2009-06-16 05:39:37 (312 views)
    • Re: Yo mama so old and fat, that before God said 'Let there be light.' he said (nt) - Get your big ass out of the way! 2009-06-16 15:14:50 (364 views)
      • no...God told me that yo mama so old that when He said 'let there be light', she (nt) - flipped the switch & said ''there ya go'' Q 2009-06-16 17:47:41 (292 views)
    • the best (nt) - Rogue7 2009-06-16 09:26:47 (328 views)
  • so fat yer Dadddy has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. (nt) - RobinK 2009-06-16 04:36:53 (371 views)
  • ur momma so fat her shadow weighs more than I do (nt) - Snitch 2009-06-16 03:37:48 (284 views)
  • Yo mama so ugly, she has to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog - cogic740 2009-06-16 02:29:49 (296 views)
  • Yo mama was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! (nt) - KevinS 2009-06-15 23:26:10 (332 views)
    • Now go away before I taunt you for a second time... (nt) - Rude Frenchman at the Castle 2009-06-15 23:44:56 (334 views)
  • stupid ... she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the Ws (nt) - aaron00740il 2009-06-15 22:44:13 (298 views)
    • Hmmm.....I thought it was for trying to put the M&M's in alphabetical order! (nt) - Rude Frenchman at the Castle 2009-06-16 00:05:50 (313 views)
  • big ... she chased down the school bus got up inside and said ... - aaron00740il 2009-06-15 22:27:56 (300 views)
    • ha! (nt) - sdmike 2009-06-15 22:31:25 (311 views)
  • I just sent Lawgut an e-mail that may just ban me for LIFE! (nt) - Blue740i 2009-06-15 22:21:38 (342 views)
    • Yo Chuck...yo mama's teeth are so yellow the cars slow down everytime she smiles (nt) - Lawguy 2009-06-15 23:41:17 (274 views)
  • Ugly when you was born he slapped Yo Momma, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (nt) - Blue740i 2009-06-15 22:17:27 (298 views)
  • ugly .. they touch her with the ugly stick before they beat other people with it (nt) - aaron00740il 2009-06-15 22:03:15 (306 views)
  • fat !!! She has more chins than a chinese phone book (nt) - Snitch 2009-06-15 22:02:11 (338 views)
  • Yo mama is like a doorknob.....everyone gets a turn!! (nt) - carguy63 2009-06-15 22:01:08 (313 views)
  • Yo mama is like railroad tracks.....laid all over town! (nt) - carguy63 2009-06-15 22:00:12 (296 views)
  • big and hairy... because her brother is Chewbacca (nt) - aaron00740il 2009-06-15 21:57:24 (316 views)
  • greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair (nt) - Ratt 2009-06-15 20:25:01 (293 views)
    • Still LMOA!!!!!!!!!!!!! (nt) - Blue740i 2009-06-15 22:18:25 (298 views)
    • ewwwwwww (nt) - sdmike 2009-06-15 20:29:07 (317 views)
  • ... smelly she made Right Guard go left. (nt) - Ratt 2009-06-15 20:22:32 (286 views)
  • Her breath is so bad I don't know whether to give her gum or toilet paper (nt) - kickstand778 2009-06-15 20:16:56 (340 views)
  • nasty that she got fired from her job at the sp**m bank for drinking on the job (nt) - kickstand778 2009-06-15 20:15:59 (332 views)
    • Dude, that is too low. I love it. (nt) - Lawguy 2009-06-15 21:54:08 (325 views)
  • Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass she's gotta make 2 trips (nt) - sdmike 2009-06-15 20:04:29 (336 views)
    • Yo Mike...your mama's so fat she got a group discount at Disneyland! (nt) - Lawguy 2009-06-15 23:42:32 (286 views)
      • Well, your mama's so fat that her belly button has an echo (nt) - sdmike 2009-06-16 04:55:18 (289 views)
        • fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house (nt) - Lurcher 2009-06-16 11:52:31 (306 views)
  • Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry (nt) - sdmike 2009-06-15 20:01:20 (303 views)
  • Yo mama so stupid that it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes (nt) - sdmike 2009-06-15 19:59:13 (280 views)
  • Yo moma so fat that she went to the movies and sat next to EVERYONE (nt) - sdmike 2009-06-15 19:56:31 (310 views)
  • Yo mama so fat that her nickname is 'DAYUM!' (nt) - sdmike 2009-06-15 19:54:06 (323 views)
  • Fat when she stands up she blocks DA MOON! (nt) - Blue740i 2009-06-15 19:35:22 (327 views)
  • poor...that ethopia sent HER a glass of water in the mail - bsnedeker 2009-06-15 19:24:47 (354 views)
  • ugly (nt) - titanium740il 2009-06-15 19:05:31 (306 views)
    • ...that if you open the dictionary to 'UGLY', you'll find her picture underneath (nt) - Lawguy 2009-06-15 19:06:57 (309 views)
      • ..................and she could only be yo mama......;o) (nt) - beechy 2009-06-15 19:12:42 (291 views)
        • Oh yea? Well Beechy, yo mama's so old that she's the only one in her yearbook (nt) - Lawguy 2009-06-15 23:44:11 (268 views)
          • Oh yeah? Well yo mama's so old there was no yearbook....;o) (nt) - beechy 2009-06-16 16:50:59 (298 views)
          • Yo mama's so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views! (nt) - Ratt 2009-06-16 03:33:00 (319 views)