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Subject: A plush toy....
Author: wabiker : member since January, 2006 : 799 posts
Posted on: 2008-07-12 23:55:27      
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A boy and his chick are walking in the evening. Getting dark. He walks
her home and just in front of her door he feels an urgent need to take
a crap, so when she flirtatiously invites him in for a cup of coffee he
willingly agrees,hoping to use her bathroom.

She opens the door, he rushes to the toilet, but she holds him back
saying she needs to powder her nose first and offers him to go to the
living room,watch TV and make himself comfortable.

He enters the room, the shit already coming out, and sees a big shaggy
dog sitting on the carpet.

OK, he thinks, pulls the pants down and makes a huge steaming pile
right in front of the dog, as if it did it. Then hitches up the pants
and goes to the kitchen, smug and self-satisfied.

She goes out and asks why he is not in the room.

He answers, your huge dog is so scary, I decided to wait in the
kitchen.

Oh! Come on, she says, its just a plush toy.


Ok ok, so Im Schizophrenic,
Heres my new Shopping list (upDated):
Left Front Fender
Rear Seat- Black leather Bottom = DONE, Thx Pouvoir...!
Black Carpet Complete
One(1) Style 5 e38 Wheel
One(1) Style 5 e39 wheel


1981 733i 3.2L(type 81)
Build date 6/81
L-Jet Ignition
5 spd (Getrag 265)
143K

1985 745 Euro
Motronic Ignition
Auto
150K


The Grocery Getter



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