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Subject: Oh how I live to kill pretentious 20 something Armenian Males in an NSX
Author: bonestock : member since November, 2004 : 120 posts
Posted on: 2005-02-02 02:26:39      
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Just another typical Friday night easy cruise down Ventura Blvd headed to Hollywood. My usual end of the week nigh-time drive to relax and let (Bella) stretch out. Everyone who has ever driven east on Ventura Blvd between Sepulveda and Van Nuys knows that it's jam packed with the worst drivers and valet pawns around 8pm. It's just like the old Atari game Frogman (or something like that....can't remember). There I was waiting for my green at Kester in the far right lane (because there is only two-sorry one and a half because Valet) patiently waitng when some snobby looking Armenian person (no offense to anyone) pulls right along my passenger side expecting to pass me. As he finally slowed to a crawl-stopping right behind my side view mirror. I could see him snicker to his date as to say, "watch this-my NSprobably rented or deeply in debt) can beat this old BMW." Well light turns green, he gets a rolling start (only because I know deep down, that my Bella will send him to hell.) As his front end reaches my front wheel, vvvrrrrrooooommmmmmmmmmmm out of S-4 my black E32 barely gets into second as I am launched a good 50 feet in front of him; and keep going. I only slowed down a tad because a black and white was sitting across the street at Borders. As he rolled sheepishly next to me, I only turned to the sight of a very disappointed date (pretty...but too young looking), and a beaten ego.

Now, before the comments start flying-I know what an 01-02 NSX can do. Actually, when I receive my Smog Tech License soon either an E38 or the NSX are my choices. Normally, good drivers who hold on to the steering wheel with two hands(safety and handling...learned that the hard way.) behind an NSX could easily have left me in their wake of white smoke. However this person just wanted to show off something....still haven't figured it out. Yet the only thing he was shown were my blacked out tail lights, and a wide black rear end de-tagged......

The other day......well that's another interesting story, but I will wait because my girl was involved and she's giving me the evil eye now.....So good evening to all my 7's brothers n Sisters.....



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